Mitche’s Thumb and How to Hide from Your SO — FPP219

In this episode Reuben talks about how Carmen tried to surprise him and Leighton tells a tragic story about Mitches thumb.


Thumnus Stutsman, age 46, of Goshen, died Monday, January 29th, 2018, at his place of work.  He was born back in the fourteen hundreds in Egypt to Mitch Stutzman.  On July 4th, 1776 he married Thumbalina Lefty. His hobbies included itching, gripping, and pushing the play button for the French Press Podcast.

He is survived by his fellow phalanges, half an index of the right hand who barely survived a forklift accident many years ago. and the index of the left hand, the middle of the right and left hands, the ring of both right and left hands, the pinky of the right and left hand.

May Thumnus rest in piece.

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